Suckers. There’s one born every minute. And as soon as they’re old enough to have a mid-life crisis and drive a fancy car, they seem to head straight for me.This particular one, however, was not your average hot blonde seeking missile with a hair plug addiction. No, this guy was much more.The paradoxically named Harry was so smooth that he seemed to float through the haze of a hot summer’s day. Harry, as I later found out, was waxed to within an inch of his life. He even made sure that the crevice between his balls and his ass was completely bare.
I remember when he slid up to me and my boyfriend while we shared a sundae at the diner, his skin glowing with the confidence of a man soon to be parted from his money.
“This your boyfriend?” He asked, rudely putting both hands palm down against the table and leaning in.
“He’s my brother.” I lied. My boyfriend, Scotty, was used to the routine. My habit of charming rich men out of their money by getting them to completely worship me was something of a convenience for him. It saved him from having to do nice things, like buy birthday gifts, or take me shopping, since some other guy was already doing that for me. I know what you’re thinking. Why stay with a loser like that? He had a big cock, plain and simple.
Upon hearing that Scotty was my brother, Harry glided into the booth next to me without another word. Rude. This little piggybank was just begging to get drained. He struck up a conversation about, of course, himself, and how much money he made, and what he drove, where he lived, and all the other self important minutiae the went along with being the next walking bank account that I planned to bleed dry. Along the way, he paid small complements to hair and my eyes, as if I didn’t already know I was pretty.
My “brother” made some excuse about having to work the night shift that evening (he didn’t have a job) and left me there to get a ride home from my new friend. Harry asked if I wanted steak for dinner, as if it were special, and I never had one before. I wanted much more than steak from Harry. He was getting on my nerves. At this point, I almost wanted revenge.
I was already imagining the look on Harry’s face when I’d tell him I was leaving for a guy with a bigger cock……
Stay tuned for Evie’s surprise, or if you can’t wait for the vain blonde beauty, call Evie!





